My Random Essays

(1) O:  A true friendship is like great underwear I: It provides support where you need it - without anyone knowing about it. Thank you for being my friend. Politically Correct Greeting cards (1)  O: Having Another Birthday? Don't worry. Remember you are not getting old.... I: You are getting chronologically gifted and experimentally enhanced human being. Happy Birthday! (2) Birth of a new baby O: Congratulations to the new parents. You are now holding a....Non-sexist, non-racist, non-ageist, non-lookist, non-culturalist, non-ethnocentric, non-phallocentric human being.  I: Keep it that way. (3) Birthday O: Wondering what to do on your birthday? Here are a few suggestions. I: Go for wind exploitation (sailing), or try turf murdering (golfing), or how about land rape for the benefit of ice people (skiing), or go to genocidal oppression of ichthyo-americans (fishing), or stay home and prepare scorched corpses (cooking).  Happy Birthday!  (4)  O: Happy Birthda...

 Congratulations Graduate Your History Your Heritage Makes your who you are today Your perseverance Your hardwork Your thrist for knowledge And your wisdom Will make you  What you will be tomorrow Dear Graduate Congratulations! Today, you shine as the brightest star in our family Today, you make us proud with all your accomplishments Today, you feel you are on the top of the world Today is your day. As you celebrate today, I want to remind you that although all your accomplishments are yours, the result of your hard work and your sharp intelligence. But don't forget that you are who you are because of so many seen and unseen factors that made you. Your ancestors, your environment, your history, and your heritage all shaped you into who you are today and who you will be tomorrow. Here is a brief look at those forces that shaped you 💗You have been blessed to be born into one of the most ancient and comprehensive religion that is Hinduism. ...a religion that has been nourished b...