Greeting Card Ideas

(1)

O:  A true friendship is like great underwear

I: It provides support where you need it - without anyone knowing about it.

Thank you for being my friend.

Politically Correct Greeting cards


(1) 

O: Having Another Birthday? Don't worry. Remember you are not getting old....

I: You are getting chronologically gifted and experimentally enhanced human being.

Happy Birthday!

(2) Birth of a new baby

O: Congratulations to the new parents. You are now holding a....Non-sexist, non-racist, non-ageist, non-lookist, non-culturalist, non-ethnocentric, non-phallocentric human being. 

I: Keep it that way.

(3) Birthday

O: Wondering what to do on your birthday? Here are a few suggestions.

I: Go for wind exploitation (sailing), or try turf murdering (golfing), or how about land rape for the benefit of ice people (skiing), or go to genocidal oppression of ichthyo-americans (fishing), or stay home and prepare scorched corpses (cooking). 

Happy Birthday! 

(4) 

O: Happy Birthday to the most morally righteous, highly accomplished, physically enhanced, culturally tolerant, intellectually astute human being on my list,

I: Have a politically correct birthday.  

(5)

O: Getting older? Certainly not!

I: You are now a chronologically gifted and experientially enhanced human being.  Time to celebrate!



Some Assorted Quotes

Practice makes a man perfect; a woman is born perfect!

Money talks - Credit shouts

Behind every successful mother - there is a child dispensing guilt. 

To err is human - to remember them all, get married. 


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